I will NEVER buy a GH underground movie again!
Added 10/2/2009
This was probably the worst movie that i spent 11 bucks on!
The whole thing was voiced over (originally in italian) and the fake blood was terrible and the plot was so screwed you couldn't follow it. One second its one thing and the next a quadriplegic is being hugged by a cannibal! Its so bad that it can't even be considered as one of those cheesy movies that you watch with your friends. I'm so upset by how i wasted money on this movie, anytime someone even brings up GH underground, I want to hurl!
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0 Stars! Trash in Nice Packagin!!! Do Not Buy!
Added 9/17/2009
I just had to make this review as a public service announcement as to how bad and deceptive this movie is. I saw a trailer that made the movie look pretty good. I went and saw all the Ghost House Underground series and they were all packaged nicely, promoted well, and many looked promising. I took a chance on this thinking at the very least it would be a decent gore film.
What you get is an obscenely low budget dubbed italian film which is boring, plodding, and has little in the form of character building, plot, or logic. Even the 2-3 gore scenes are just your typical run of the mill effects a teenager could have made at home. Do not buy this.
I'm a big horror fan and am used to the low budget films. I own plenty of those 50 or 20 movies for 10 bucks sets and that is where this movie belongs. It is simply not at any level where it should be packaged or sold on its own. It looks like it was shot 30 years ago too. If you want cheesy bad films, go for one of those cheap sets. If you want good italian horror - rewind 30 or more years and explore Argento or Fulci's best work.
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Don`t watch Foreign Films DUBBED In English !
Added 8/21/2009
I`m not even going to bother reviewing this movie (which is nowhere near as bad as others have indicated), but I will comment on after reading reviewers all day long on Amazon bitchin` and moanin` about how bad films are because of the poor, inept dubbing, here`s a novel idea for most American retards, and I know I`m going out on a limb almost all by myself here - try watching the films the way they were supposed to be watched - in the language they were filmed in !!! I know this hasn`t even dawned on most of you, what with meager English skills that have been even further reduced by all that texting you do (usually while driving), but give it a try sometime, you might be surprised at what the film director actually tried to convey sublimely, instead of expecting to be beaten over the head with a dull plot device designed for seven year olds...I apologize for the intentionally inflammatory remarks, but we Americans have become imbiciles when it comes to cinema - mea culpa.
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Cheap hommage to 80s Giallos
Added 7/22/2009
Simple, straight story, very gory scenes, some bad acting, soso score: "Efficient" in every sense but not always effective hommage to 80s maestros. The torture movie Fulci would have made if he'd be still alive and had the budget. The english audio sounds very cheap, badly acted and makes it laughable at times. The subtitles should have been proofread. The well done gore effects make it worth watching for those of us who appreciate that. Everybody else: Stay outta woods.
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Stupid...just plain stupid!
Added 4/27/2009
Im sorry to the seller I ordered this movie from. Yall did a great job in getting the movie to me immediately and as described and I hate to ruin future business with good people but the movie was total crap. I tend to think "well might as well buy it for the price I can rent it" well I wish I had never seen this movie on the list at all. Terrible scripting, Terrible acting, terrible camera, terrible storyline!!! Had a couple of gory scenes if you like a movie just for that, but I would definately recommend not buying/renting this movie. Out of everything I ordered at one time this is what I was mostly excited about seeing but all copies of this need to be buried somewhere way "underground" and far far away I think.
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