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No Such Thing (2001)
Released By: MGM Home Entertainment   Rating: R   In Theaters: N/A
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Studio: MGM Home Entertainment
Genre: Drama
MPAA Rating: R
Director: Hal Hartley
Language: English
Official Website: N/A
Theatrical Release: N/A
Home Video Release: N/A
Cast: Robert Burke, Sarah Polley, Julie Anderson
Published ID: 939739
UPC: 027616877277,
Plot: Beauty meets the Beast, and neither is sure just what to make of the other, in a modern-dress comic variation on the ancient folk tale, written and directed by the eternally offbeat Hal Hartley. Beatrice (Sarah Polley) works with the office staff of a sleazy tabloid TV news show, run by a harridan producer (Helen Mirren) eager for something other than the usual spate of violent crimes and natural disasters that are her show's bread and butter. The producer sends her camera crew to Iceland in search of something new and unusual, and they certainly find it when they run across a village that has its own monster (Robert John Burke), a large part-mammal and part-lizard with a short temper and habit of killing people who get on his nerves. The show's camera crew (including Beatrice's boyfriend) doesn't survive their first encounter with the monster, and Beatrice is sent to find out what happened to them. En route to Iceland, Beatrice's plane crashes into the waters off the coast, and while she survives the accident, a group of unsympathetic locals decide (after a few drinks too many) to take her to the monster's lair, where a grim fate doubtless awaits her. Except that the monster is a bit depressed and Beatrice isn't in the mood to take any guff from anyone; after the monster wonders aloud why folks aren't as frightened of him as they once were, he asks Beatrice to help him find Dr. Artaud (Baltasar Kormakur), a mad scientist who might be able to cure him of the curse of eternal life. No Such Thing received its world premiere at the {~2001 Cannes Film Festival}, where it was screened as part of the Un Certain Regard series. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
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Magically engaging
Added 11/10/2009

Why this film is magic to me is unclear. It may be that it is about Iceland and I love Iceland. It may be that it is tactile, almost silky in its cinematography. It may be its playful sarcasm. It may be that I find Sarah Polley to be unbelievably beautiful and her short quiet devastating retorts to the inane characters around her to be perfectly delivered. It may be something that I can't put my finger on. Maybe that is what magic is.
0 out of 0 people found this helpful.
Less is more sometimes.
Added 5/26/2009

First and foremost I have to say that the actors in this movie were definitely above average. And the beginning of the movie was very very good, it brought you in and really sold you the emotions and feelings. The ending however could have been done better. It was very rushed and so unlike the authenticity of the beginning. It made me wonder whether they just went too trigger happy at showing the evil vices of human culture.

The way it was ended made me want to rewrite the script. There wasn't enough build of the relationship between the monster and Beatrice like they led up to in the beginning. Instead they decided to pursue insignificant story lines (like them getting famous) that did not help the movie at all. They could have conveyed the same message they were going for if they had continued in building the relationship, and it would have been much better and less immature.

I did however enjoy the role of the Scientist, and his thought provoking speeches, even though he didn't show up until the end. Hopefully people who watch this can grasp the concepts that he portrayed, because they were all true.

And in the very end where it all blacked out was very typical, trying to hard to make a dramatic farewell. It fit but I wish they had done it a different way.

I liked the movie as it tried to get the viewer to think about the downfalls of society and the evils of human existence and I enjoyed the characters, but in the end it tried to hard. Less is more sometimes.

1 out of 2 people found this helpful.
Not your usual beauty and the beast story...
Added 5/2/2009

Very good. I really enjoyed this movie. No action scenes, no overtly sexual scenes. Just a movie that makes you think.
0 out of 1 people found this helpful.
SLOW
Added 4/23/2008

Slow delivery!Came from Canada over 10 days,and they did not respond to emails almost canceled
0 out of 9 people found this helpful.
Well acted, wished for a more upbeat ending
Added 3/16/2008

Well acted, well crafted story abbout the way situations changed characte's life. I was hoping for a mor uplifting ending but I ma not sure it could have ended any other way.
0 out of 1 people found this helpful.
Magically engaging
Added 11/10/2009

Why this film is magic to me is unclear. It may be that it is about Iceland and I love Iceland. It may be that it is tactile, almost silky in its cinematography. It may be its playful sarcasm. It may be that I find Sarah Polley to be unbelievably beautiful and her short quiet devastating retorts to the inane characters around her to be perfectly delivered. It may be something that I can't put my finger on. Maybe that is what magic is.
0 out of 0 people found this helpful.
Less is more sometimes.
Added 5/26/2009

First and foremost I have to say that the actors in this movie were definitely above average. And the beginning of the movie was very very good, it brought you in and really sold you the emotions and feelings. The ending however could have been done better. It was very rushed and so unlike the authenticity of the beginning. It made me wonder whether they just went too trigger happy at showing the evil vices of human culture.

The way it was ended made me want to rewrite the script. There wasn't enough build of the relationship between the monster and Beatrice like they led up to in the beginning. Instead they decided to pursue insignificant story lines (like them getting famous) that did not help the movie at all. They could have conveyed the same message they were going for if they had continued in building the relationship, and it would have been much better and less immature.

I did however enjoy the role of the Scientist, and his thought provoking speeches, even though he didn't show up until the end. Hopefully people who watch this can grasp the concepts that he portrayed, because they were all true.

And in the very end where it all blacked out was very typical, trying to hard to make a dramatic farewell. It fit but I wish they had done it a different way.

I liked the movie as it tried to get the viewer to think about the downfalls of society and the evils of human existence and I enjoyed the characters, but in the end it tried to hard. Less is more sometimes.

1 out of 2 people found this helpful.
Not your usual beauty and the beast story...
Added 5/2/2009

Very good. I really enjoyed this movie. No action scenes, no overtly sexual scenes. Just a movie that makes you think.
0 out of 1 people found this helpful.
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