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Ghosts Can't Do It (1990)
Released By: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment   Rating: R   In Theaters: N/A
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Studio: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
Genre: Comedy
MPAA Rating: R
Director: John Derek
Language: English
Official Website: N/A
Theatrical Release: N/A
Home Video Release: N/A
Cast: Anthony Quinn, Bo Derek, Don Murray, Donald Trump, Julie Newmar, Leo Damian
Published ID: 1099
UPC: N/A
Plot: The final cinematic abomination from the late John Derek and his legendary non-actress wife Bo Derek turns out to be their worst collaboration ever, beating out even Bolero for sheer incomprehensible awfulness and ranking as one of the silliest monstrosities ever committed to film. Though no recognizable plot exists, the central premise seems to involve Bo's ongoing obsession with finding a suitable replacement body for the soul of her late husband (a sleepwalking Anthony Quinn), who killed himself after learning that a bum ticker would prevent him from having constant sex with her. The most likely candidate seems to be a handsome but oily thief (Leo Damian), but Bo can't seem to bring herself to murder him outright; fortunately, he kicks the bucket on his own. Lacking both the rampant nudity and laugh-out-loud campiness of John & Bo's previous erotic anti-masterpieces, there is literally nothing to recommend this film, even to bad-movie aficionados. ~ Cavett Binion, All Movie Guide
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Beautiful Bo in the Picturesque Maldive Islands
Added 5/4/2008

This little film by John Derek did not get the best reviews, but I enjoyed it. It's a fun little story and it stars not only Bo Derek, but the late great Anthony Quinn, who is just so fun here. You also cannot beat John Derek's gift for beautiful cinematography, he appreciated beauty and knew how to bring it out at its best. I recommend it for any fan of Bo Derek, this was one of her lesser-known films with her husband.
The scenery in Wyoming and the Maldive Islands is spectacular~ a great escapist's fantasy!

1 out of 1 people found this helpful.
John Derek fantasizes about his own death
Added 12/4/2003

From the literalist standpoint, and seeing it as I did while John Derek was still alive, the movie is an embarrassment. Ghastly line delivery combines with cut-rate special effects as well as glimpses of Ms. Derek's augmented chest and emaciated limbs. Yet you might also interpret the movie as a sad commentary on John Derek's realization that he loved a much younger woman and would die long before she did...and that she would go on to mate with younger guys in tropical locales.

As for Bo, I don't know if she dropped off the face of the earth herself. If she doesn't get a reality show of her own pretty quick, only us old folks will remember that she existed at all, and we are of course reluctant to mention her name because we must explain "cornrows" at the same time.

See the movie just so you can talk about it at a party someday...it will become more relevant as the years go by.


1 out of 5 people found this helpful.
Art Imitates Afterlife
Added 8/29/2003

Bo Derek stars in this strange tale, which shows the tragic ineveitability of a May/December marriage. The plot is strangely similar to her own relationship with director/photographer husband John Derek, who was 30 years her senior.
Anthony Quinn stars as her rugged, well-traveled and adventurous husband who stubbornly lives life to the fullest - despite his weak heart. After he commits suicide, his ghost (with the aid of lovely angel Julie Newmar) begins to haunt his grief-stricken widow. Desperate to rekindle her lost romance, Bo embarks on an international search to find a man of physical perfection. Her outrageous plan is to kill this man once she finds him, so her husband's spirit can "possess" his body, and they can live happilly ever after. To me, this film showcases John Derek's considerable talent as a photographer, but not as a filmmaker. I believe that Bo Derek is truly the most beautiful woman to ever appear on the silver screen, but this was never quite enough to carry the films in which John Derek tried to showcase her. The locations take us from the snowy plains of Montana to the beaches of Sri Lanka, but the absurd script and bizarre editing take away from the sincerity that this films tries so hard to convey. When John Derek passed away in 1998 from a massive heart attack, I remembered this film and decided to see it again. I actually enjoyed it more than when I first saw it, because I appreciated the autobiographical themes (as well as watching Bo frolicking nude). Leonard Maltin once called this film a "standard Derek atrocity," but I feel like this was more of a voyeuristic peek into the life of this mysterious and intriguing couple. Though she never matched the meteoric success of "10", Bo Derek will always be a stunning example of what a movie star really is. Maybe she's isn't a great actress or intellectual, but in the "old school" way of cinematic appreciation, she is a true movie star - and these days that's really rare...

8 out of 9 people found this helpful.
Flawed and silly, but entertaining.
Added 2/24/2002

Kate and Scott are the happiest couple in the world. He is much older than she is, and after getting weaker (and less virile) from a heart attack, he shoots himself. However, soon after his death, Kate realizes she can still speak to his ghost. But ghosts can't "do it", so they need to find a man who can die so Scott's soul can possess his body.

The main reason I rented this movie was because I like watching a bad movie every now and then, and to see if it was really as bad as most reviewers said it is. And to be honest, it's not THAT bad. The story is silly of course, but silly comedies can be fun as well. But the screenplay is quite stupid and the editing between some scenes is really bad.

Apparently, some scenes in the movie are meant to be spoofs of other movies. One of these scenes, where Kate is dancing, and a reverend gets mad and says something like "she has the devil inside of her", is supposed to be a spoof of the Joan Crawford movie "Rain". I haven't seen that movie, so to me the scene seemed like just an attempt to make a funny scene with a funny character. And it is quite fun, but only because it's stupid. It doesn't make any sense. And most of the humor in the movie seems to be unintended. I'm not even sure John Derek's ambition was to make a silly comedy, or if he tried to make a romantic drama-comedy.

Bo Derek is famous for being naked in her movies, but if that's your reason for seeing this movie, you will probably be disappointed. She does get naked a few times, in a couple of very short sequences. She's also well known for being named "the worst actress of the decade" (the 80s). And she is not good, but not quite that bad. And the screenplay with its stupid dialogue doesn't help her.

To sum up, this movie is quite stupid, but not quite as bad as most critics say. If you, like me, enjoy watching bad movies for a laugh, I can recommend this one. My rating would be 2 and a half stars if that was possible. But since I can't give half stars, 3 seems more fair than 2.


5 out of 5 people found this helpful.
Dreaming About Another Chance?
Added 10/18/2001

Most reviews of this movie rate it as a real "stinker". Most of the "acting" doesn't rate at all ... and you need to keep an open mind when viewing this one. The scenery is absolutely wonderful, the story is actually delightful - with many moments of great humor - including Mr. Trump's appearance. Maybe the plot isn't deep, but all of you "critics" out there who do nothing but criticize from your reality's point of view need to realize that it's okay to have movies produced that are light and entertaining.
6 out of 7 people found this helpful.
Beautiful Bo in the Picturesque Maldive Islands
Added 5/4/2008

This little film by John Derek did not get the best reviews, but I enjoyed it. It's a fun little story and it stars not only Bo Derek, but the late great Anthony Quinn, who is just so fun here. You also cannot beat John Derek's gift for beautiful cinematography, he appreciated beauty and knew how to bring it out at its best. I recommend it for any fan of Bo Derek, this was one of her lesser-known films with her husband.
The scenery in Wyoming and the Maldive Islands is spectacular~ a great escapist's fantasy!

1 out of 1 people found this helpful.
John Derek fantasizes about his own death
Added 12/4/2003

From the literalist standpoint, and seeing it as I did while John Derek was still alive, the movie is an embarrassment. Ghastly line delivery combines with cut-rate special effects as well as glimpses of Ms. Derek's augmented chest and emaciated limbs. Yet you might also interpret the movie as a sad commentary on John Derek's realization that he loved a much younger woman and would die long before she did...and that she would go on to mate with younger guys in tropical locales.

As for Bo, I don't know if she dropped off the face of the earth herself. If she doesn't get a reality show of her own pretty quick, only us old folks will remember that she existed at all, and we are of course reluctant to mention her name because we must explain "cornrows" at the same time.

See the movie just so you can talk about it at a party someday...it will become more relevant as the years go by.


1 out of 5 people found this helpful.
Art Imitates Afterlife
Added 8/29/2003

Bo Derek stars in this strange tale, which shows the tragic ineveitability of a May/December marriage. The plot is strangely similar to her own relationship with director/photographer husband John Derek, who was 30 years her senior.
Anthony Quinn stars as her rugged, well-traveled and adventurous husband who stubbornly lives life to the fullest - despite his weak heart. After he commits suicide, his ghost (with the aid of lovely angel Julie Newmar) begins to haunt his grief-stricken widow. Desperate to rekindle her lost romance, Bo embarks on an international search to find a man of physical perfection. Her outrageous plan is to kill this man once she finds him, so her husband's spirit can "possess" his body, and they can live happilly ever after. To me, this film showcases John Derek's considerable talent as a photographer, but not as a filmmaker. I believe that Bo Derek is truly the most beautiful woman to ever appear on the silver screen, but this was never quite enough to carry the films in which John Derek tried to showcase her. The locations take us from the snowy plains of Montana to the beaches of Sri Lanka, but the absurd script and bizarre editing take away from the sincerity that this films tries so hard to convey. When John Derek passed away in 1998 from a massive heart attack, I remembered this film and decided to see it again. I actually enjoyed it more than when I first saw it, because I appreciated the autobiographical themes (as well as watching Bo frolicking nude). Leonard Maltin once called this film a "standard Derek atrocity," but I feel like this was more of a voyeuristic peek into the life of this mysterious and intriguing couple. Though she never matched the meteoric success of "10", Bo Derek will always be a stunning example of what a movie star really is. Maybe she's isn't a great actress or intellectual, but in the "old school" way of cinematic appreciation, she is a true movie star - and these days that's really rare...

8 out of 9 people found this helpful.
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