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The Curse Of The Jade Scorpion (2001)
Released By: Dreamworks   Rating: PG-13   In Theaters: N/A
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Studio: Dreamworks
Genre: Drama
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Director: Woody Allen
Language: English
Official Website: N/A
Theatrical Release: N/A
Home Video Release: N/A
Cast: Dan Aykroyd, David Ogden Stiers, Helen Hunt, Woody Allen, Elizabeth Berkley, Charlize Theron
Published ID: 598171
UPC: 667068926828,
Plot: Writer and director Woody Allen returns to the Manhattan of the past with this romantic comedy set in 1940, the era of fedora hats and gumshoe detectives. Allen stars as C.W. Briggs, an insurance investigator whose razor-sharp instincts have just led to the successful conclusion of another case, the recovery of a stolen Picasso. While he's a valued employee, Briggs is under fire from efficiency expert Betty Ann Fitzgerald (Helen Hunt) for his antiquated attitudes and refusal to accept modern crime-solving techniques such as fingerprinting. C.W. claims he puts himself directly into the criminal mind, a skill that will do him no good when he and Betty Ann are hypnotized at a Rainbow Room gathering one night by the magician Volton (David Ogden Stiers). As a parlor trick to entertain their co-workers, Volton makes C.W. and Betty Ann believe they're a couple that's deeply in love. But the performer secretly keeps up the ruse after the party's over, calling C.W. to whisper a magic code word and ordering the detective to rob wealthy homes with security systems that C.W. himself has designed. With no memory of his thieving activities, a frustrated C.W. can't solve the high-profile jewel burglaries, while he and Betty Ann struggle with their odd new attraction for each other, made more complicated by the fact that Betty Ann is romantically involved with their boss (Dan Aykroyd). ~ Karl Williams, All Movie Guide
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Clever
Added 4/8/2009

Very delightful and charming movie that takes to the literal extreme what Woody Allen has been doing throughout his film-making career: investigating Woody Allen.
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Funny, With A Good Cast
Added 2/5/2009

Here's an entertaining crime story set in 1939 with nice atmosphere and colors and the normal Woody Allen wacky humor.

If you enjoy man-versus-woman insult exchanges, you'll love this as Allen and Helen Hunt trade clever barbs back and forth at a rate that reminded of an old Marx Brothers film. Many of the lines are funny with Allen, since it's his film, delivering most of them.

The story goes on a bit too long but overall keeps your interest. The women in here, from Hunt to the office girl (Elizabeth Berkely) to Charlize Theron playing a Veroncia Lake-lookalike are all glamorous.

Dan Akroyd, David Ogden-Stiers, Wallace Shawn and John Schuck are all veteran comedians who know their trade so the movie offers a lot of quality yuks. I'm surprised this movie isn't better known. I really enjoyed it the first time but laughed even more on the second viewing. Silly, but fun.

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TYPICAL ALLEN
Added 4/11/2008

A FUN WAY TO PASS THE TIME. AS USUAL, THE BACKGROUND MUSIC IS GREAT. PRODUCT ARRIVED IN A TIMELY MANNER.
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Woody Allen should be an official genre
Added 11/7/2007

I really do like Woody Allen. He sticks to a basic format and usually doesn't stray to far from it (Match Point being the exception) but you can always count on him, and that's what matters. Sure, he plays himself in every movie he's ever written himself into, but he's just so likable that it doesn't bother me. Many will say he's been been on a perpetual downslide over the past decade and a half but consider how many movies he's put out during that time.

I really liked this one. It was clever, very funny, and had a well rounded cast. It was a period piece which was a nice touch and music to suit that period during the 40's. Woody works as an insurance investigator and when jewls begins dissapearing from homes where he set up the security systems, he is hot on the trail. What he doesn't know is during a dinner out he was hypnotized into doing it himself! Meanwhile, Helen Hunt is having an affair with boss Dan Aykroyd and Woody suspects her suspicious behavior as a sign that she is the jewl thief. A situation ripe for comedy.

If the movie has any short comings it's that it maybe follows the Woody formula a little too closely to the point where it becomes predictable. In typical Woody fashion, he ends up with a girl half his age (I don't think the age of his love interests have increased since Diane Keaton in Annie Hall) after rejecting a smoking hot siren even younger (very similar to Hollywood Ending). Not that it ruins it or anything, just very Woody. Still, a fun movie worth checking out.

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Woulda been a competent send-up of Thirties Screwball Comedies but kidnapped, sabotaged and deepened by Allen's personal life
Added 10/23/2007

This film could have been an all right parody of Thirties Screwball Comedies like Katherine Hepburn and Cary Grant, etc., but there is too much going on to sabotage this, like Joyce's increasingly aggressive narrative voices in Ulysses, which could have been an interesting enough romance, but for those intrusive voices we keep hearing in his head, which make of it something immortal.

Just so with this film. It could have been fully funny fluff, but for the subtext of Allen's personal life, possibly the actual impulse for creating this very funny but dark film.

We know the acrimonious and excruciating ending of his marriage to Mia Farrow and the incredibly cruel rupture of any relationship with his deeply beloved and only son Satchmo. Thus in this film we see throughout the theme of totalitarianism (including reference to Mussolini and the Chancellor with the little moustache, as well as the extreme totalitarianism of the hypnotist, who may himself be hypnotised under the power of his own mysterious assistant) as exercised against Mr. Allen by the Divorce Courts of Connecticut, but more importantly the theme of two people who deeply love one another to the point of becoming afraid of their own love and need for the other, having suffered great losses and deceptions and trauma in the past, and who thus can only express their deep love for one another under the safety of the deception of hypnosis.

Just as Mick Jagger sang out his need for the Nicaraguan Bianca in Miss You (if you can call that singing), this is Allen's love song for the lost Mia. See it again. View it in this way and you will see: this reading holds up. This reading makes of this film something infinitely deeper than the surface story. See it again and you will see.

Otherrwise we see a film which does not achieve its objectives. Otherwise the elements do not make sense and the center will not hold. Hunt is otherwise too old to be a recent Vassar grad, and without the Mia subtext, what's with all the drinking and smoking anyway? The hateful words between herself and Allen's character CW may be far more than riffing for this film.

The very young Charlize Theron whom the hypnotised Allen character CW walks away from may be a declaration to Mia that he never touched that young girl.

With whom did Mia leave? What man swept her away? Here we see a married Dan Akroyd character seducing the Hunt character while still married. We see Dan Akroyd as overweight as Brando in Apocalypse Now, and simply dull. What would Woody say about the man who stole Mia away?

Otherwise this is Woody's film. He really has very little to play against, and he is best when alone on screen. What does this say about his life after divorce. We really see no convincing spark with Hunt; he is far too old in this picture, which introduces a distracting element of May-December romance (especially after the irrelevant Theron interjection), or do we see here again reflections of Allen's real life with Kim(?) Previn.

Watch him work alone on screen, the long rolling shot stomping down the office hall to confront Hunt in anger, displaying his cinematographer's talent. And one of the funniest scenes in modern cinema is Allen's rooftop escape from the police station, a silent series of quotes from other great physical comedians. His frightened entry through the door echoes Richard Prior with a touch of Kramer. His crossing the roof resembles clearly, as does much in this film, Woody's deep and incomprehensible appreciation of the Bob Hope movies, an appreciation which he here makes clear and effective. His climbing the ladder is nothing but pure Chaplin. Quite a journey through a century of comedy in one quick scene, and pure genius.

Nevertheless everyone in this film feels too old, except for Theron and the secretary whose cat must get fed. It is a joy to see the great Professor Irwin Corey once more, who works hard to save the joy of this film. It is also intersting to observe wandering the office at the opening the actor who valiantly worked to salvage Jarmusch's Ghost Dog - The Way of the Samurai. Otherwise this is a much darker film than it appears, in which you truly will laugh and will cry.

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Clever
Added 4/8/2009

Very delightful and charming movie that takes to the literal extreme what Woody Allen has been doing throughout his film-making career: investigating Woody Allen.
0 out of 0 people found this helpful.
Funny, With A Good Cast
Added 2/5/2009

Here's an entertaining crime story set in 1939 with nice atmosphere and colors and the normal Woody Allen wacky humor.

If you enjoy man-versus-woman insult exchanges, you'll love this as Allen and Helen Hunt trade clever barbs back and forth at a rate that reminded of an old Marx Brothers film. Many of the lines are funny with Allen, since it's his film, delivering most of them.

The story goes on a bit too long but overall keeps your interest. The women in here, from Hunt to the office girl (Elizabeth Berkely) to Charlize Theron playing a Veroncia Lake-lookalike are all glamorous.

Dan Akroyd, David Ogden-Stiers, Wallace Shawn and John Schuck are all veteran comedians who know their trade so the movie offers a lot of quality yuks. I'm surprised this movie isn't better known. I really enjoyed it the first time but laughed even more on the second viewing. Silly, but fun.

0 out of 0 people found this helpful.
TYPICAL ALLEN
Added 4/11/2008

A FUN WAY TO PASS THE TIME. AS USUAL, THE BACKGROUND MUSIC IS GREAT. PRODUCT ARRIVED IN A TIMELY MANNER.
0 out of 0 people found this helpful.
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