Drillbit Taylor

Based on an original story by John Hughes, two high school freshman are targeted by the school bully, Filkins, on the first day of school. Before they become completely engulfed in Fikins' reign of terror, they seek out some protection by placing an ad in Soldier of Fortune magazine. Their best response - and the cheapest - comes from Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson), a down-on-his-luck guy who lives a homeless - or as he says "home-free" - existence on the beach. Upon taking their case, he proceeds to enroll them in some extensive but necessary mental and physical training.