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Things (stylized as THINGS) is a 1989 Canadian, low budget, independent, horror exploitation straight-to-video film, written and produced by Andrew Jordan and Barry J. Gillis. Marking the mainstream film debut of porn star Amber Lynn, this Z movie has a cult following of fans who call themselves "Things-ites". Some critics have argued that it might be the worst film of all time.
Original Release
09/01/1989
Cast
| Name | Character |
|---|
| Amber Lynn | Reporter |
| Bruce Roach | Fred Horton |
| Doug Bunston | Doug Drake |
| Jan W. Pachul | Dr. Lucas |
| Patricia Sadler | Susan Drake |
| Gordon Lucas | Tortured Man |
| Bruce Hamilton | In Dream |
| Daryn Gillis | Reporter #2 |
| Allison McGinnis | Reporter #3 |
| Jackie Seaman | Doctor's Assistant |
Directors
Writers
Barry J. Gillis, Andrew Jordan
Cast
| Name | Character |
|---|
| Amber Lynn | Reporter |
| Bruce Roach | Fred Horton |
| Doug Bunston | Doug Drake |
| Jan W. Pachul | Dr. Lucas |
| Patricia Sadler | Susan Drake |
| Gordon Lucas | Tortured Man |
| Bruce Hamilton | In Dream |
| Daryn Gillis | Reporter #2 |
| Allison McGinnis | Reporter #3 |
| Jackie Seaman | Doctor's Assistant |
| Jeff Payne | Hanging Man |
| Jessica Stewarte | Nude Lady |
| Glenn Orr | Stretcher Boy |
| Tom Hochman | Igor |
| Arthur Wenner | Joker on TV #1 |
| Cyril Gillis | Joker on TV #2 |
| Sohail A. Khan | TV Victim #1 |
| Robert Allen | TV Victim #2 |
| Barry J. Gillis | TV Maniac / Don Drake |
Producers
| Name | Role |
|---|
| Lorrinda Collins | Executive Producer |
| Barry J. Gillis | Producer |
| Andrew Jordan | Producer |
