Conan: Season 3

  • Release year: 2012
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Original Release

11/05/2012

US Release

11/05/2012

Cast

(see additional cast & crew)
# Title Air Date
1 Superman Takes Ambien & Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo Monday, 05 November 2012
2 Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI Tuesday, 06 November 2012
3 I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them Wednesday, 07 November 2012
4 The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movis Sunday, 18 March 2012
5 "Boo!", Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was Tuesday, 13 November 2012
6 The Vague Man Who Said Something Wednesday, 14 November 2012
7 The Lorax XXX Thursday, 15 November 2012
8 What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay Monday, 26 November 2012
9 Dial N for "Not How You Spell Murder" Tuesday, 27 November 2012
10 Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets! Wednesday, 28 November 2012
11 The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls Thursday, 29 November 2012
12 The Lion, the Witch, & the Ward Boss Monday, 03 December 2012
13 The Puppy Photo That Got Fourty-Two Dislikes Tuesday, 04 December 2012
14 Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass? Wednesday, 05 December 2012
15 The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing Thursday, 06 December 2012
16 Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope Monday, 10 December 2012
17 The Narcoleptic Insomniac Tuesday, 11 December 2012
18 Conan's Got a Cold Wednesday, 12 December 2012
19 The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel Thursday, 13 December 2012
20 Melf Hunters 3: North Polin' Monday, 17 December 2012
21 The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full-Store Credit Tuesday, 18 December 2012
22 The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing Wednesday, 19 December 2012
23 Whatever You Do, Don't Do a Google Image Search for 'Geese-A-Laying' Thursday, 20 December 2012
24 6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go Monday, 07 January 2013
25 The Guy Who Drove a Hummer & Wasn't a Total A-hole Tuesday, 08 January 2013
26 Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote Wednesday, 09 January 2013
27 Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong Thursday, 10 January 2013
28 All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off Monday, 14 January 2013
29 Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish Tuesday, 15 January 2013
30 The Chamomile Conundrum Wednesday, 16 January 2013
31 Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home! Thursday, 17 January 2013
32 Siri, Where's My Kidney? Monday, 21 January 2013
33 The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles Tuesday, 22 January 2013
34 Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening Wednesday, 23 January 2013
35 The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants Thursday, 24 January 2013
36 Sweet Home Al-Jazeera Monday, 28 January 2013
37 The Day the Mime Stood Still Tuesday, 29 January 2013
38 Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False) Wednesday, 30 January 2013
39 Occupy Conan: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far Thursday, 31 January 2013
40 The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn Monday, 04 February 2013
41 Charlie & the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags Tuesday, 05 February 2013
42 Yahtzee at the Ok Corral Wednesday, 06 February 2013
43 The Strange Case of Strangerson Thursday, 07 February 2013
44 The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice Monday, 11 February 2013
45 The Walls Have Ears, & Other Side Effect of This Medication Tuesday, 12 February 2013
46 The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School Wednesday, 13 February 2013
47 Because Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?" Thursday, 14 February 2013
48 The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery Tuesday, 19 February 2013
49 "Waka Flocka Flame" Said the Drunk Rooster Wednesday, 20 February 2013
50 The Roomba with a View Thursday, 21 February 2013
51 The All-Girl Sausage Party Monday, 25 February 2013
52 You Have the Right to Remain Naked Tuesday, 26 February 2013
53 The Legend of Legend Cove Wednesday, 27 February 2013
54 The Exquistely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk Thursday, 28 February 2013
55 Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title Monday, 04 March 2013
56 Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy Tuesday, 05 March 2013
57 The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros & Cons of Prose Wednesday, 06 March 2013
58 A Time to Kill Time Thursday, 07 March 2013
59 The Octopus Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances Monday, 11 March 2013
60 The Sophemore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployable Tuesday, 12 March 2013
61 Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes Wednesday, 13 March 2013
62 The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie Thursday, 14 March 2013
63 I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins Monday, 25 March 2013
64 The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark? Tuesday, 26 March 2013
65 The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle Wednesday, 27 March 2013
66 The Ginger Went Down to Georgia Monday, 01 April 2013
67 It's Not the Hotlanta, It's the Humidylanta Tuesday, 02 April 2013
68 Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured Wednesday, 03 April 2013
69 The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title Thursday, 04 April 2013
70 The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless... Oh Wait That's a Snake Monday, 08 April 2013
71 The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut Tuesday, 09 April 2013
72 Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville Wednesday, 10 April 2013
73 Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel Thursday, 11 April 2013
74 The Episode with Misplaced Emphasis Monday, 15 April 2013
75 Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer Tuesday, 16 April 2013
76 Django Snowchained Wednesday, 17 April 2013
77 Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation Thursday, 18 April 2013
78 Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III Monday, 29 April 2013
79 Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call From Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services Tuesday, 30 April 2013
80 Green Eggs & Ham & Trichinosis Wednesday, 01 May 2013
81 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle & the Ruination of His Middle Name Thursday, 02 May 2013
82 The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me Monday, 06 May 2013
83 The Court Marshal of Cap'n Crunch Tuesday, 07 May 2013
84 Press 'Pound' for Murder Wednesday, 08 May 2013
85 The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige Thursday, 09 May 2013
86 There's No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is! Tuesday, 14 May 2013
87 IMDbCooper Wednesday, 15 May 2013
88 "Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass Blower Thursday, 16 May 2013
89 The Princess & the P. Diddy Monday, 20 May 2013
90 Kentucky Freud Chicken & the Terrible Psychiatry Joke Tuesday, 21 May 2013
91 The Completely Flat Man... In 3-D!!! Wednesday, 22 May 2013
92 The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard Thursday, 23 May 2013
93 Butt-Dial M for Murder Monday, 03 June 2013
94 The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas Tuesday, 04 June 2013
95 The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes the Wallflowers Wednesday, 05 June 2013
96 Alien Meets the Fokkers Thursday, 06 June 2013
97 The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad Monday, 10 June 2013
98 Don't Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing Tuesday, 11 June 2013
99 Escape from Podcast Mountain Wednesday, 12 June 2013
100 The Fast & the Dealing-With-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6 Thursday, 13 June 2013
101 The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. Monday, 24 June 2013
102 The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests & One Musical Guest Tuesday, 25 June 2013
103 Never Name Your Daughter Dilda Wednesday, 26 June 2013
104 The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It by Name! Thursday, 27 June 2013
105 The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy Monday, 08 July 2013
106 When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer Tuesday, 09 July 2013
107 My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet & All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt Wednesday, 10 July 2013
108 The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Enough Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One "Steve" Thursday, 11 July 2013
109 The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie Monday, 15 July 2013
110 There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm Tuesday, 16 July 2013
111 Zero on the Richter Scale Wednesday, 17 July 2013
112 Cheapskate Charley & the Taped-Up IPhone 3s Thursday, 18 July 2013
113 99% Effort, 1% Milk Monday, 22 July 2013
114 Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradors Vs. Poodle-Dexters Tuesday, 23 July 2013
115 "What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex Trebek Wednesday, 24 July 2013
116 Slow & Steady Wins the Participation Trophy Thursday, 25 July 2013
117 Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes Monday, 29 July 2013
118 One If by Land, Two If by Jetski Tuesday, 30 July 2013
119 Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge Wednesday, 31 July 2013
120 My Big Fat Greek Landlord Thursday, 01 August 2013
121 Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening Monday, 05 August 2013
122 Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The Statements Made in Conan Show Titles Don't Necessarily Reflect the Views & Policies of This Company.) Tuesday, 06 August 2013
123 Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning Wednesday, 07 August 2013
124 The ITunes Update That Made All the Difference Thursday, 08 August 2013
125 Now You See Me, Now You Put on Your Glasses & See Me Better Monday, 12 August 2013
126 Conan & Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D Tuesday, 13 August 2013
127 The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One Wednesday, 14 August 2013
128 Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas Thursday, 15 August 2013
129 The Touchscreen That Didn't Want to Be Touched Tuesday, 03 September 2013
130 The Self-Centered Man Who Called It 'MeTube' Wednesday, 04 September 2013
131 DoubleVision Theater Presents: 24 Angry Men Thursday, 05 September 2013
132 The Evil 'S' Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter Monday, 09 September 2013
133 A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change Tuesday, 10 September 2013
134 The Who Would Be King, But Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead Wednesday, 11 September 2013
135 Nurder, She Wrote Without Proofreading Thursday, 12 September 2013
136 Ted Nugent & Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango Monday, 16 September 2013
137 The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In Tuesday, 17 September 2013
138 Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills Wednesday, 18 September 2013
139 The Fast & the Bi-Curious Thursday, 19 September 2013
140 Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White Monday, 23 September 2013
141 Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent Tuesday, 24 September 2013
142 The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album Wednesday, 25 September 2013
143 Word Is a Four-Letter Word Thursday, 26 September 2013
144 The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of Monday, 30 September 2013
145 Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home Tuesday, 01 October 2013
146 Font Wars: Hellvetica vs. Calibri Part 3 Wednesday, 02 October 2013
147 A Word-For-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode Thursday, 03 October 2013
148 Aaron-Aaronson & the First-In-The-Phonebook Caper Monday, 14 October 2013
149 The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined Tuesday, 15 October 2013
150 Throwing Shade Since 1993 Wednesday, 16 October 2013
151 Is Not in Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme Thursday, 17 October 2013
152 Of Mice & Men & Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men Monday, 21 October 2013
153 The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" Stereotype Tuesday, 22 October 2013
154 The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain" Wednesday, 23 October 2013
155 Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime Thursday, 24 October 2013
156 Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed Monday, 28 October 2013
157 Two Decades, Two Laughs Tuesday, 29 October 2013
158 A Night of 1,000 Laughs & Eleven Deafening Silences Wednesday, 30 October 2013
159 That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween & Showed Clips from the Last Twenty Years Thursday, 31 October 2013

Directors

Iqbal Hans

Writers

Dan Cronin, Andres du Bouchet, Josh Comers, Scott Chernoff, Scott Gairdner, Andy Richter, Alison Flierl

Creators

Conan O'Brien

Cast

Producers

Editors

Robert James Ashe

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