Stan Helsing

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It;s Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing (Steve Howey of REBA), along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend (Diora Baird of THE WEDDING CRASHERS and TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING), best buddy (Kenan Thompson of SNL) and an... read more
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It;s Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing (Steve Howey of REBA), along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend (Diora Baird of THE WEDDING CRASHERS and TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING), best buddy (Kenan Thompson of SNL) and an exotic dancer/massage therapist (Desi Lydic) detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy (A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET), Jason (FRIDAY THE 13TH), Pinhead (HELLRAISER), Leatherface (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE), Chucky (CHILD'S PLAY), & Michael Myers (HALLOWEEN). But when Stan discovers that he's a direct descendant of the legendary monster hunter Van Helsing, the four will have to survive a night of hell raisers, hockey masks, psycho dolls, pleather faces, creepy hitchhikers, vampire strippers, killer karaoke, and lots of hot chicks kissing each other. The one and only Leslie Nielsen of AIRPLANE! and THE NAKED GUN co-stars in this hysterical horror spoof written and directed by one of the guys who brought you SCARY MOVIE.

Original Release

10/21/2009

US Release

10/23/2009

Cast

Leslie Nielsen Kay
Kenan Thompson Teddy
Steve Howey Stan Helsing
Diora Baird Nadine
Ben Cotton Fweddy
Tara Wilson Screaming Woman
Ildiko Ferenczi Bride #3 / Bride of Dracula
Desi Lydic Mia
Elysia Rotaru Hot Girl #1 / Sexy Employee
Zorianna Kit Zorianna Kit / Herself
(see additional cast & crew)

Directors

Bo Zenga

Writers

Bo Zenga

Cast

Leslie Nielsen Kay
Kenan Thompson Teddy
Steve Howey Stan Helsing
Diora Baird Nadine
Ben Cotton Fweddy
Tara Wilson Screaming Woman
Ildiko Ferenczi Bride #3 / Bride of Dracula
Desi Lydic Mia
Elysia Rotaru Hot Girl #1 / Sexy Employee
Zorianna Kit Zorianna Kit / Herself
Denise Poole Bride / Bride #1
Kathryn Kirkpatrick Fat Lady / Bathroom lady
Twan Holliday Pleatherface
Akotene Chanoine Guy #1
Charles Zuckermann Needlehead / Pinhead
Lara Babalola Employee #2
Jeff Gulka Lucky / -
Nathan Dashwood Busboy
Robin Nielsen Employee #1
Jon Johnson Afroman

Producers

Christian Arnold-Beutel Executive Producer
Scott M. Boggio Executive Producer
William G. Brown Executive Producer
Gregory R. Greenfield Executive Producer
Jere Hausfater Executive Producer
Mark S. Jacobs Executive Producer
Scott LaStaiti Executive Producer
Karen Lauder Executive Producer
Lindsay MacAdam Executive Producer
Lionel S. Margolick Executive Producer
Dylan Russell Executive Producer
Scott Steindorff Producer
Kirk Shaw Producer
Devon DeLapp Producer
Elek Hendrickson Producer
Rob Lycar Producer
Shannon McA'Nulty Producer
Valeska Ramet Producer
Stacey Shaw Producer
Adam Voghell Producer
Ryan Scott Warren Producer
Bo Zenga Producer

Editors

Dennis M. Hill, Sterling Scott

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