Mr. Show with Bob and David: We Regret to Inform You

Paired with a gorgeous mail-order version of David, Bob introduces us to: a high-seas gay porn film that ends up re-re-edited as a scene with a honeymooning couple and their "third wheel" friend; "Screwballs," a TV dating show in which the audience chooses sex partners, who are then judged bedside; "Teen Show" ("for teens, featuring teens, and written by 40-year-old white men"); the "Supermodel Calling Service," where any jerk (for a fee) can have thousands of models calling him incessantly; and "Carter" and "Ty," a pair of competing college-basketball recruiters who'll promise anything to get a five-year-old prospect to attend his school in 14 years. (TVMA) (AC,AL)